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Prayer, Funny: SHORT OF A LIFE-JACKET

The ship was sinking. The captain called to the passengers: "Does any of you believe in prayer?"

"I do!" replied a voice at the back.

"All right, you pray," said the captain. "The rest of us will put on our life jackets. We're one short!"