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Bald, Baldness
Rabbits
Do you know what you get when there are thirty rabbits in a row marching backwards?
You have a receding hairline.
The Bell, the Clapper, and the Cord: Wit and Witticism, (Baltimore: National Federation of the Blind, 1994), p. 19
Lock of Hair
One member of the bridge club was wearing a gold locket on a chain around her neck.
“That’s lovely” someone said.
Another player said. “Do you keep a memento in it?”
“A lock of my husband’s hair,” replied the first woman.
“Oh. But your husband is still alive.”
“Yes,” said the first, “but his hair is gone.”
Ohio Motorist
One Liners
- “Don’t regard it as losing hair. Think of it as gaining face.”
- “The good man always comes out on top.”
- “At least it’s neat.”
- “God only made so many perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.”
Source unknown
Better Bald
Better a bald head than none at all. - Austin O’Malley
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