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Economics
Definitions of Political Systems
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Communism: |
You have two cows. |
The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk. |
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Socialism: |
You have two cows. |
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. |
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Fascism: |
You have two cows. |
The government takes both cows and sells you the milk. |
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Nazism: |
You have two cows. |
The government takes both cows, then shoots you. |
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Bureaucracy: |
You have two cows. |
The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain. |
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Capitalism: |
You have two cows. |
You sell one of them and buy a bull. |
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Democracy |
everyone has two cows |
A vote is taken, and whatever the majority decides to do, you do, and that’s no bull! |
Pulpit Helps, August, 1992, p. 8
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