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Intimidation
You Cant Lick Me
A tough construction foreman lined up his crew and told them: The first thing I want you to know is that I can lick any man in my gang.
A husky young fellow stepped forward and said, You cant lick me!
The foreman looked him over carefully and announced, Guess youre rightyoure fired.
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Boxing
The legendary bare-knuckles boxing champion John L. Sullivan was confronted by a runt of a man who, suffering from the effects of too much drink, challenged the burly champion to a fight. Sullivan, who once battled toe-to-toe with an opponent for 75rounds, growled, Listen, you, if you hit me just onceand I find out about it ... The Champ didnt need to finish the sentence!
Today in the Word August 23, 1992
  
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