Surgery

Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

• Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
• Someone call the janitor. We’re going to need a mop.
• Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
• Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
• Sterile, shcmerile. The floor’s clean, right?
• OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
• And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.

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