You travel east.

As you are traveling east a bird flutters before you...

...saying, "Greetings, my name is Retrofmoc. How can I be of comfort to you?"

What will you do?

1. Ignore the bird and continue east.
2. Go to throttle the bird by the neck.
3. Ask the bird if it knows which button to press.
4. Go south the way from which you originally came.
5. Go back to the buttons.
6. Go back west and past the buttons.