These are actual answers that kids gave to church school questions…
1. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark
2. The Fifth commandment is: Humor thy father and mother
3. Holy acrimony is another name for marriage
4. Christians can only have one wife. This is called monotony
5. The Pope lives in a Vacuum
6. A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible
7. The First Commandment: Eve told Adam to eat the apple
8. It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so bad
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