God Speaks

Topics: God, Jokes

Some new billboards are getting attention in Cleveland. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them.

Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome...enjoy.


Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.

-God


C'mon over and bring the kids.

-God


What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?

-God


We need to talk.

-God


Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.

-God


Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.

-God


That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.

-God


I love you and you and you and you and...

-God


Will the road you're on get you to my place?

-God


Follow me.

-God


Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.

-God


My way is the highway.

-God


Need directions?

-God


You think it's hot here?

-God


Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.

-God


Do you have any idea where you're going?

-God


Don't make me come down there.

-God


 

Submitted by Philip Lee