Domination

Topics: Jokes, Marriage, Heaven

God looked over the millions of people and said "Welcome to Heaven. I want the women to go with Saint Peter, and the men to form two lines. Make one line of the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other of men who were dominated by their women." 

There was much movement, but eventually the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of the men that were dominated was 100 miles long. The line of men that dominated women had only one man. 

God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!" 

He turned to the man and says, "Tell them, my son. How did you manage to be the only one on that line?" 
The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

(Thanks to Rhonda Radandt)